President Trump announced on Wednesday that the US has defeated ISIS in Syria and is therefore going to begin withdrawing troops from the country. The Washington, DC Attorney General’s Office slapped a big law suit on Facebook that could result in up to $1.7 Billion in penalties. We go through an update on the Hard Factor, Hard Body Weight Loss Competition, with the loser eating a honey bun and chugging a beer on air for punishment. Finally, a lightning round of other headlines, including border wall GoFundMe, stolen tiny house, El Chapo trial update, and a new congressional report on pot.