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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:06:21 Israel going to use Nile crocodiles to keep Palestinians from escaping prison

00:18:55 Andrew Tate arrested in Blouse and Capris

00:27:48 Jimothy the raccoon

00:29:19 Bad groom grapes brides relative after rehearsal dinner

00:33:54 Pastor says your “gay” if you don’t tithe

00:36:29 Alleged Maryland bank robber brings stolen kitten along for attempted heist

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:06:30 Wildfire smoke is ruining Pat’s day, and many others in the US

00:17:45 Pelting other people’s kids at the trampoline park

00:18:40 Trump’s teleprompter operator was insider betting on his speeches and making a lot of money

00:28:20 Turns out Taco Bell is to blame for the explosive diarrhea outbreak after all

00:32:15 Trump’s face and signature will soon be on US currency despite that not being allowed since 1866

00:38:25 Guess The Crime, Florida Woman edition

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:06:35 “Digital Kidnapping” is taking an even creepier turn somehow

00:19:25 Hegseth is putting the Troops on TRT

00:27:13 Peruvians are obsesses with Erling Halaand

00:30:35 New York to roll-out “Humanoid Robot” to teach kids… soft, supple silicone, humanoid robot…

00:36:00 Chuck Schumer Farts on the Senate Floor and other Olds in the News

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:01:20 Pat was a bad boy last night

00:05:00 Both Facebook and the major news story suck

00:08:20 Japan has a mass shortage of male porn actors

00:18:20 Teenager pays $3 for 1972 Wilt Chamberlain NBA FInals warm up

00:23:30 A Nepalese elephant has killed 25 people and tortured a family for 14 years

00:29:50 25+ year revenge billboard in Norfolk VA for unpaid loan finally paid off and removed

00:36:00 Man needs to be cut out of porta-potty after being in the bottom tank

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