Episode 2032

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00:00:00 Timestamps

00:01:00 Happy Birthday Hard Factor Mark!! Also, Football and Labor Day Shenanigans

00:10:55 MOST EMBARRASSING WAYS TO DIE: by Penis Enlargement Surgery

00:23:33 President Trump goes “Brunette”

00:32:12 Irate Passenger on American Airlines flight Restrained with Duct Tape by Fellow Passengers and Crew

00:38:06 New documentary from Nathan Fielder about to drop about Theranos, and it looks awesome

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Mark and Will break down the most hilarious Florida stories of the week, including:

• Florida Woman caught giving the local construction crew a live sex show while laying on a wooden pallet

• Florida Man found nude in stranger’s pool after multiple encounters with police in same day

• Florida Man smashes up Arby’s with metal pipe right after getting out of prison for killing a swan

• The Ballad of “Crooked Jess” – the informant who knew too much…

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Episode 2031

00:00:00 Timestamps

00:01:22 Lindsay Clancy trial

00:09:04 Dumb Hikers use Computer Brain instead of Human Brain to Plan Hike, Rescued by Emergency Services

00:19:57 Mandatory US military Testosterone screenings in place

00:22:18 Viral Cat-in-the-hat trend

00:29:34 Georgia cops at it again. Want to arrest man who found $30 on the floor and didn’t turn it in

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Episode 2030

00:00:00 Timestamps

00:04:10 Butt sniffer video has been released

00:11:00 Man shoved a carrot up his butt at a UK park

00:21:00 Tiger got his driver’s license taken from him for five years

00:26:20 Grand opening of Indonesian bridge went poorly

00:31:00 Joe Paterno Football Experience Room announced by Penn State

00:34:00 Taiwanese man arrested for spying on cheating wife thanks to Roomba vaccuum

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